a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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