So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
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they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
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I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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