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(248): View more from Michigan

I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing

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Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa

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(703): View more from Virginia

A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world

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(419): View more from Ohio

if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight

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(609): View more from New Jersey

My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.

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Why?

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Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."

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(989): View more from Michigan

TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

He sprained his penis one time

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He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis

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(503): View more from Oregon

It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.

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I'm dying.

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(513): View more from Ohio

Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.

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