This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
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I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
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Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Who died my cat blue again?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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