I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
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Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
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Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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