Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
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I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
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Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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