let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
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