normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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