we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
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You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
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If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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