O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
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is this the sara with the beer cane?
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
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White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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