You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
then he tried to convert me to islam
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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