Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
