but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
try to milk me bitch
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