Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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