just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
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