What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
