So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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