You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
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He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
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He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
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