all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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