he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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