oh fat girl friday strikes again...
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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