let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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