I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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