are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Randomize
