Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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