do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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