That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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