I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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