Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
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I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
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I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
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