i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
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I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
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He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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