do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
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I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
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Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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