I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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