Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
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I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
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You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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