I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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