lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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