omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
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