Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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