I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
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Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
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What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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