Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
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Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
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By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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