So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
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he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
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Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
The Olympian is in my bed
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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