Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
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be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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