i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
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Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
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The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
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