her vagine was all disorganized.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
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so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
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There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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