If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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