I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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