so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
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And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
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So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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