I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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