don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Found the puke drawer
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I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
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Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
The power of my boobs compel you
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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