Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.