Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?