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• (561): View more from Florida

  Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.

  (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  They always sound like a bunch of chickens.

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• (254): View more from Texas

  you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.

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• (845): View more from New York

  my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table

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• (916): View more from California

  This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here

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• (818): View more from California

  Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.

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• (631): View more from New York

  I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.

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• (315): View more from New York

  Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER

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• (509): View more from Washington

  As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.

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