I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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