Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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