What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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