She said her name was "party"
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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