he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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