We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Randomize