My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
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