so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
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Naked Twister starts at high noon
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
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low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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